What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

Octopussy

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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